Ryan Stiles
Birthday: 22 April 1959, Seattle, Washington, USA
Birth Name: Ryan Lee Stiles
Height: 198 cm
It's not surprising that Ryan Stiles would feel comfortable doing a comedic turn in the role of Lewis, one of Drew Carey's ever-present friends in the new comedy The Drew Carey Show (1995). ...Show More
Back off or the lizard gets it!
Back off or the lizard gets it!
I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the te Show more
I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States. Hide
I look like Walt Disney just threw up.
I look like Walt Disney just threw up.
If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'.
The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'.
Never trust sheep.
Never trust sheep.
That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy.
That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy.
The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.
The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.
I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the Show more
I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982. Hide
I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.
I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.
On performing improv theater: "I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what peop Show more
On performing improv theater: "I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do" Hide
What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth Show more
What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess. Hide
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.
If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.
You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on b Show more
You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards. Hide
If I were like your mother, I would be a woman.
If I were like your mother, I would be a woman.
When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.
When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.
If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
Ryan Stiles's FILMOGRAPHY
as Actor (180)
Ryan Stiles'S roles
Slither
'Mailman' Farnham
Dr. Herb Melnick
Rabinowitz
Mr. Moustachio
Hoot
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